I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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