awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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