No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
This is my gift to your gina
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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