the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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