i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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