is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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