I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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