Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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