There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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