You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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