and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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