You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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