Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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