chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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