in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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