i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
