It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it glows. i had to have it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
