Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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