OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
