Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
