Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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