butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
May the power of my ass compel you!!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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