So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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