We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
