yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Randomize
