if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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