I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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