I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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