I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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