Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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