bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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