Can i not drive my cunt home
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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