Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
