started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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