How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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