We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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