I feel like I'm in dance class right now
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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