Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
