you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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