I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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