She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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