dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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