He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
