I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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