oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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