I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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