OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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