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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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