My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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