and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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