I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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