is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
