i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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