Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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