Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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